The Federation of Upper Mead Lovinordia is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 40 million Upper Mead Lovinordians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The thriving Upper Mead Lovinordian economy, worth 2.73 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 68,331 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 223,540 per year while the poor average 15,694, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, one can walk from one side of Upper Mead Lovinordia City to the other without setting foot on Upper Mead Lovinordian soil, and prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Upper Mead Lovinordia's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Upper Mead Lovinordia is ranked 86,948^th in the world and 1,055^th in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,419.47 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.